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Eat shit and die

Literally to consume ones own excretions - a byproduct of their biological existence - in a manner akin and even more vile than cannabalism - and then promptly cease to exist; it is not simply because they have eaten the shit that they die but because in the grand scheme of things they are eternally damned and will simply perish by the will of the universe, presumably.

Although the Russian insults to call someone the pus from the zit on the ass of a diseased camel is quite poetic and rich, the English phrase "eat shit and die" is in the Anglo tradition a more perfunctory and utilitarian insult which is at the same time existentially profound and shockingly curt.

by Balfi December 11, 2019


don't shit on the help

Had someone say to me when I was changing their music on YouTube, complain that I couldn't get the spelling right on music on YouTube, the whole time using a TV remote yo spell it out.... My reaction was "don't shit on the help"

Someone has a go at you for helping them... and you say " don't shit on the help"

by Shedhappens April 2, 2024


white people shit

an activity commonly done by caucasion people

skydiving is white people shit.
Ever seen a black person skydive?

by kkjhkjhkjwhitepeopleshitwpsphi October 8, 2024


Dipped in shit and rolled in penuts

To be very doubtful or surprised to the highest degree

I’d be Dipped in shit and rolled in penuts if that kid wasn’t a TOL

by SwankBank May 19, 2018


Vanilla shit

When you're in the middle of pulverizing your beef brisket but suddenly have to shit uncontrollably. You cannot abandon one need for the other, so you press on, climaxing at the point the turd leaves your butthole.

"Hey man, you were in the bathroom pretty long."

"Yeah man, I had a vanilla shit."

by Ghost_JoeBudden November 21, 2021


Zee Shit

this shit mean you trim cuz this nigga zee will take down just about anything , ya auntie , ya moms , ya baby sister , my nigga he might even take down ya dog!

you on some zee shit twin

by thetruthspeaker77 August 18, 2024


i shitted my pants

OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

i shitted my pants again

by ausboss20001 October 8, 2023