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A substitution for ' You are sooo~ left out.", to tell someone that what they were saying was old news.
Henry: "Hey, I heard Mark is going out with Cathy. Is it real?"
Rick: "Dude. How old is your newspaper? That's 3 months ago. He's going out with his side chick Sabrina now."
28th of November is national give your girl a hoodie day
Yo bro it’s the 28th national give your girlfriend a hoodie day did you give your girl one
On January 6th you must give your girlfriend a hoodie. It doesn’t matter how long you have been together just give her a hoodie.
Today’s give your girlfriend a hoodie day isn’t yet
Yea it is
A day where if anyone keeps a secret from you, you can ask them to reveal it, and by law they must. Takes place on January 12th
Guy 1: dude, this game is amazing!
Guy 2: what game are you playing?
Guy 1: sorry, it’s kinda nsfw so I’m gonna keep it a secret.
Guy 2: you have to reveal it, it’s reveal your secrets day.
The only other thing to have is a woman letting you bang her. What else could he theoretically have?
Hym "What else do you have in your life? What else is there to have? Friends? Check. Family? Check. I don't like the effect they have on my life but they're there. Money? When I actually get paid for the work I do, yes. Accomplishments? I'm objectively one of the greatest writers in history of humanity. So, yes again. Hobbies? Yup. Genius intellect? Yessir. Magnificent penis? Obviously. Status? Doesn't exist but if it DID I would have more of it than everyone. Disciples? More than Jesus. Energy? The maximum amount of that. The real thick kind. It's pungent. The only things I DON'T have are women and Adderall and I only don't have them because YOU don't take instructions very well! I don't know if that's some kind of deformity or a malformed lobe or what but- Oh! An unyielding, ceaseless hatred for everything. I have that too! No 6 pack though... But that's fine... And you all definitely can be full of yourselves. I mean, a lot of you seem to think you have 'the right values' and that promotion of these values is commensurate with virtue and that your ability to promulgate these values and the money people through at you is evidentiary of some sort of cosmic deservedness and that you have some sort of responsibility to prevent people from promoting 'the wrong values' and in doing so you are controlling the minds of your viewers. That's your role in society to you. Controlling the people who watch your content by feeding them 'Good, healthy, positive thoughts.' "
a word to be usesed as a response or comeback
mom:whens the last time you did the dishs
me:your mothers chin
after 3 months of my begging, kate finally decided to sign over her paycheck and let me fuck her.
sign over your paycheck