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When you’re super super late for something, and have to take a shit, but have zero time to wipe your ass, so you pull up you pants without wiping.
Damn man! I gotta take an Aidan Shit! I’m so fucking late!
a yes-man who is fatherless, self-diagnosed with 1234532435 disorders, hates on people who support creators that said a bad word 284789278954782 years ago, plays cookie run: kingdom, is in the danganronpa fandom, and use bun/buns or bitch/boo pronouns
A: hey, did you see that video last night of tommyinnit and quackity!? it was so funny!!
Snowflake: ACTUALLY THGAT VIDEO WAS RACIAST HOMOPHOBIC TRANSPHOBIC AND ABLEIST!!!
A: uh oh. looks like someone has a case of Snowflake shit disorder (SSD)
being so fucking sensitive that it gives you ibs
joe: *insert joke*
bob: "thats offensive... *shits self*
joe: "looks like u got a case of the snowflake shit disorder"
its a slang word for Im not scared..or im not shakin
john doe i wanna fiqht you...jane doe..aint shit shakin, but the leaves on the tress
The term used to describe the state you find yourself in the morning after a night of very heavy drinking
Oh man I shouldn't have moved onto double cocktails after the bar ran out of beer last night, I woke up this morning and I was quivering like a shitting dog!
Person 1: “Yo I gotta take a mean one rn”
Person 2: “Just go use the bathroom”
Persom 1: “Nah bro I cant, it’s no shit sunday”
When your about to take a shit and someone says they have to piss real quick and uses the bathroom before you.
I got shit veto'd at Robins house again. I wish she lived in a house with two bathrooms.