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Telling someone to use their brain, in a comedic way.
Person 1: What is the answer
Person 2: Use your brian lah
A more flavorful way of saying “baited breath”.. Thanks to my grandfather, Gordon F Baxter Jr, for painting that picture in my vocabulary💕
“Tell me, Tell Me…Youve got worms on your tongue!!”
National tell your best friend your crush day is on August 31. This is for the people with stubborn best friends, so maybe on August 31 they will finally budge.
Best friend 1: hey its national tell your best friend your crush day
Best friend 2: omg no way?!?!?! are you finally gonna tell me??
Best friend 1: yes i guess... its &@^^@**@&@
Your last day on earth; I better not wake up with poop on my chest.
If I pass out and wake up with a "Boston Pancake" that will be your last day on earth.
Ima Put Your Back On Blast
Ima Put Your Back On Blast
Roast your parents month is not a month you get to roast your parents its a day of a month to be exact the month of November and the day is the 5th on this day you will get a day to think of the best roast but not to hurtful of a roast and if you make up one of those roast that are a bit ruder then the e that's fine but again make sure there not to hurt if you do make up one that's a bit ruder then rude put it in a bit nicer wording if possible
Its finally roast your parents month!