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shitting like a blue goose

Extreme diarrhea. Even more sever than the phrase "shitting like a goose".

I ate so much taco bell last night, I'm worried I'll be shitting like a blue goose

by God_of_beans September 2, 2023


Eat shit and die

1: Used to express anger or annoyance towards someone 2: Used to express that you want someone to go away 3: A boastful way of declaring victory , in the form of ‘eat’ or ‘ate shit

1) They said I suck? Well they can eat shit and die.
2) There’s someone knocking at the door. Well I’m not answering it, they can eat shit and die.
3) Did you beat Joe in the race? Yes, he ate my shit.

by SiL3Nt J September 7, 2023


Eat shit and die

When some jack off angers you, this is what the perfect phrase to go to.

"Your family tree must be a cactus cause everyone on it seems to be a prick!"

"Oh yeah? Eat shit and die bastard!"

You wanna eat shit and die and little whore?

by 'Mans not hot' August 26, 2019


Eat shit and die

Literally to consume ones own excretions - a byproduct of their biological existence - in a manner akin and even more vile than cannabalism - and then promptly cease to exist; it is not simply because they have eaten the shit that they die but because in the grand scheme of things they are eternally damned and will simply perish by the will of the universe, presumably.

Although the Russian insults to call someone the pus from the zit on the ass of a diseased camel is quite poetic and rich, the English phrase "eat shit and die" is in the Anglo tradition a more perfunctory and utilitarian insult which is at the same time existentially profound and shockingly curt.

by Balfi December 11, 2019


National Talk shit bout anybody day

This day is on June 13th this is where you can talk shit about anybody and they can't do shit because it's a holiday

Person 1-that's why you got a std hoe

Person 2- huh??
Person 1- Happy national talk shit bout anybody day

by mwahahasecrets June 11, 2023


shit pit

a very dirty car... often splattered with cum and string cheeses.

"Yo man lets go take a ride in yo shit pit maybe catch some of dem hookas"

by EL NACHO... mucho grande April 15, 2015


Shit pit

Absolute mess or disaster.

Honestly, that place was a shit pit.

by December 16, 2021