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Tis the season! Christmas is coming along and what better yet to do is a prank?! December 20th is Asking your Bestfriend to fuck and see their reaction, Have Fun!
Jack: “ Hey amber , bestie you wanna fuck?
Amber: “No ew that’s weird jack!”
Ask your bsf to fuck
May 1st is internationally recognized as “Watch Twilight with your significant other day” So cuddle up with your spouse boyfriend or girlfriend and turn on the twilight movie saga
Boy:Hey Babe it’s May 1st you know what that means
Girl:Heck ya I do it’s International Watch Twilight with your significant other day Time to cuddle up Boo!!
your grandfather is someone that owns you.
will smith : who owns me
dog : your grandfather does
A advertizing slogan that companies use
Stay safe and wash your hands with dove.
means 'your mum (mom)' but posh-er
person: your biological mother is so morbidly obese...
you: shut up
This saying is reserved for convicts, and hardly ever used on the streets(except by ex-convicts). A convict will say this when he is ready to beat the brakes off a man, or someone has disrespected or just put himself in harm's way by not paying attention. Knuckle up, it's on.
What's up bruh? You asking questions about one of my soldiers, you must done flipped your lid. What's up straighten your face!, partner
to comb through or rip out a persons pubes with you teeth while going down on them
friend 1: bro she asked me to till her garden
friend 2: you really wanna do that bro i don't like it when the pubes get stuck between my teeth
friend 1: that's why i like it, i get to floss my teeth and till her garden
friend 1: how are you gonna repay me for this
friend 2: i could till your garden for you
friend 1: i shave man no tilling necessary