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When anything and everything it at its worst; hopelessness. Also can be reaction to a positive COVID test.
Fuck damn shit, we are most certainly going to die.
Said to someone who is trash and literally dog water at the said activity the person is part-taking in.
Damn, son why can’t you walk, you mad donkey shit.
This happens when you go for a poo, afterwards when all the solids have ejected and you get ready to wipe your bottom another turd starts coming out and forces you to have a two sage poo.
(Dad) OMG have you blocked the toilet again?
(Son) sorry but I had to do a two stage shit.
Is John better than Mark?
No, they are shit from the same pile
A term used for describing online chats with friends that escalate to all caps texting about useless topics.
Person 1: Why are you laughing?
Person 2: I was just shouting and shit with my friends on skype.
Something That Happened Yesterday.
"You got the 5 dollars I let you borrow yesterday? Man, Why You Always Bringing Up OLD SHIT?"
The act of hiding out in the bathroom stall while checking your phone for a 1/2 hour
Chad pulled a fake a shit, I heard, his phone, playing angry birds while he was in the shitter