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Shit hit the fan

"When the shit hits the fan" is the vulgar and more satisfying term for a situation that suddenly gets messy. It gives you an idea of just how messy a situation by comparing it to being in a small room when a handful of loose feces are launched into the spinning fan blades.

1: When that silly old bitch pranged John's prized Mercedes in the parking lot and then tried to take off, shit really hit the fan. I though he was gonna kill her.

2: Where's our fucking money?! You better have it, or the shit is gonna hit the fan, believe you me!!

3: I lost everything back in 2008 when the shit hit the fan. Just like a lot of people.

by WHISKEYMAN1234 February 26, 2020


shit slicks

Leaving behind shit stained undies all over the house.

God damn it Dave! Take care of your shit slicks yourself. For God's sake you are 35 years old! Far to old to be leaving shit slicks all over the house!

by MannyTanner January 14, 2018


Shit Proxy

An interface, implemented by software or business process, built on a source of unmanaged and incoherent data, and acts as poorly or poorer in its behavior than if the original data source was interacted with directly.

Developer 1: This API works in the most unbelieve illogical manner.
Developer 2: What do you mean?
Developer 1: When I used the original data source it was at least possible to find the exact thing I wanted and now because this shit proxy written by morons is in the way...I can't get it to do anything because they've changed all the search parameters. It's a fucking unique ID just return the fucking data with the Id specified.

by hel112570 July 11, 2022


Bidet shit

A poop or shit that splashes toilet bowl water onto your bootie hole crack area therefore washing off the poop.

I went to take a shit, but there was no poop in the toilet paper, the bidet shit washed me out very well.

by Moose45 March 28, 2019


brb shitting in a bag and selling it on ebay

Brb Shitting In A Bag And Selling It On Ebay

i need money.”
“brb shitting in a bag and selling it on ebay”

by TonaIsAlwaysTired June 29, 2023


shit shoved

The act of receiving amazing anal sex

Girl: I had my shit shoved, I couldn't sit properly for days

by DazzlingViking June 28, 2020


shit shoved

The act of amazing anal sex

Girl: I really got my shit shoved last night, I can barely sit.

by DazzlingViking June 27, 2020