(n)one who is a 'douche' and a 'shit' combined; an 'asshole'; a heartless person; a shit particle caught in a douche.
#1: i feel like a douchey shit for treating you like that.
or
#2: How could you cheat on me you DOUCHEY SHIT!
When someone is comfortable enough to shit at your house.
"Dude I don't know when I gave you a shit ticket, but you're always blowing up my bathroom"
when something needs to be stopped bc literally no one cares at all
rilie- dude i wish brandon would shut up
evan- brandon that shit is cancelled
A very serious illness where a person excessively posts snaps of their face while drunk
Jenny: Oh my god, have you seen Saras stories?
Emma: No, why?
Jenny: She got the Snapchat Shit-faced Syndrome and it's bad.
Emma: Oh, the good ole' triple S.
when someone in a position of authority invokes the letter of the law versus the spirit of the law
Your honor I was doing 57 in a 55 when the officer pulled me over and wrote me for speeding. Call me crazy, but I think he was being just a little bit shit picky...
Something or someone you find aggravating.
My cat was being a real shit-heel last night when she scratched my hand.
Another slang term for a load of shit
I dont believe him, his a lord of shit!