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Today July 12th is the day you will schedule an interview and then not show up, as a way to communicate with the world your pride in being an unprofessional, unemployable jerk
"Oh, Happy National Don't Answer at Your Scheduled Time Day! I'm so glad you decided not to observe this holiday, and feel we can be the best of friends."
to be on ecstasy.
this term does not, however, maintain to all experiences on ecstasy, but only ones in which you think someone is your dad. usually occurs at school or in the mall.
(kid sees dean at school)
kid:"dad?"
dean"huh?"
(kid runs away)
so i heard you were going to the mall on ecstasy today. be careful, you might think someone is your dad.
a) learn you multiplication tables by heart
b) pay your taxes on time if you dont want the negative consequences
It's time to learn how to nail your numbers, definition b), if you hope to flap your own wings some day.
Show us your thing, your weapon often a skeng (knife)
Kale is slang for money, it's not just cabbage, which is also slang for money, so you can't have your money and spend it too. It's my updated version of the idiom, " you can't have your cake and eat it too".
Put your money in a safe place son, because you can't have your kale and spend it too.
"Get your ten" means "get your number" in slang, usually used for people with ten digit numbers in the U.S.
"Ayo lemme get your ten?"
-"yea sure my number is.. (insert number)
If you are reading this your gay as fuck