When you need to shit so hard that you can feel it inside your dick.
The huge crap I took was a wiener shit.
After eating that my insides are liquifying and giving me the Ebola shits.
Shit shart. Shitilly shart. Shit shoot shitilly shart. Shartilly shit shoot. Shootilly shit shat... Shart... I wish I could optimize my shit texture... I'd have to be some kind of weird dork to live like that though... "Hey, Hym. Why do you only eat gummy bears?" "Oh, yeah. Because it keeps my shit both dry and moist enough to minimize the amount of wiping I have to do" They'd think I was insane... Until they tried it... Then they would realize I'm the greatest mind the world has ever seen....
Hym "I don't actually only eat gummy bears but there is an optimal texture and if I could only find it... I would never have to wipe again! But these are the things I think while I shit."
“Shit’s fish” comes from the phrase“pussy smell like fish” Any shitty/bad situation or thing. Anything negative in general. Synonymous with “Shit’s Ass” or “Fuck”
person 1: my parents said I can’t go to the party this weekend, I need to stay home and do chores!
person 2: shit’s fish, fuck it!
That's what you have to say every crabz season! Fuck my actual life, crabz are fucking stupid.
Hym "Aw, shit guys, I guess it's, crabz season. I guess I'll have to go around. The tidal wave of crabz is crossing the fucking street so I guess I'll take a fucking detour. That or I'm the asshole running over crabz. Fuck crabz. They should throw me a fucking parade for running over those little cock-suckers. You're welcome."
A hypothetical YouTube Poop of a YouTube Poop
It's thought that a YouTube Shit has never been made because who would think of that?
Shit freckles; You know how some men when they go to strip clubs they like to put their nose right between the dancers butt-cheeks??…. Well he better hope that chick don’t sneeze!!!! Otherwise he will end up with “Shit-Freckles”