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March 4, 2022 is national kiss your girlfriend day. Go make out with some dry ass lips.
"Hey Chad, did you hear about today?"
"Naw bro whats today?"
"kiss your girlfriend day!"
"Too bad you dont have one"
On the 18th December it is kiss your girlfriend day
You: ‘give me a kiss’
Your bf: ‘why’
You: ‘because it’s kiss your gf day’
You both kiss
Kiss your girlfriend day
Kiss your girl, GIRLS GET THEM LIPS READY
You: ‘give me a kiss’
Your boyfriend: ‘why’
You: ‘because it kiss your girl day’
‘You both kiss’
Kiss your girlfriend day.
March 14
Today is when u kiss your girlfriend on the lips, cheek, forehead, anywhere just show her u love hey
Him: Hey come here!
Her:yea?
Him: kisses*
Her what was that for?
Him: it’s National kiss your girlfriend day
April 4th is national give your girl bestie a hoodie day. show your bestie you appreciate her. give her a hoodie.
Girl Bestie: “Hey it’s National Give Your Girl Best Friend A Hoodie Day”
Boy Bestie: “So?”
Girl Bestie: “Can I wear your hoodie please?”
Boy Bestie: “ig”
when you shit in someones breakfast; or the alternative, shit in someones kids and eat there breakfast
'Shut the fuck up! I'll Shit in your Breakfast'
Shit in your kids, kill em, force feed them breakfast then eat them.
humping your brains out would be great right now