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An extremely sophisticated way to apply utter annoyment to a subject without being considered idiotic.
Mom: are you liking the school year so far, sweetie?
You: I like turtles.
Mom: ...
The act in which a man puts the head of his penis inside the rectum of another and then swirls it around in a swirling motion while still inside of the person's rectum (in a manner of a storm swirling around)
Man, things were going pretty bad with that girl last night, so I decided to give her the stinky turtle storm to liven things up.
a turtle licker is a person who licks the end of a poo when it is just coming out of someone's bum.
these people get a good rush of adrenaline when doing this and think its a brilliant sensation.
''Kami Bolton licked Emily Taylors Shit Turtle As She Thought It Was A Good Thing To Do At The Time.....this means she is a Brown Turtle-Licker''
a delicious and nutritious, yet extremely awkward snack, created by shaniqua and bonfufu.
consisting of: awkward chocolate, awkward caramel, awkward nuts, and to top it all off, AWKWARD SALT,the king of awkwardness.
Shaniqua: "man, did you taste that salty awkward turtle?"
Bonfufu: "Nah, I was too busy workin' that pole."
Oral, vaginal, or anal intercourse where only the tip of the penis penetrates the female.
Her: "What the fuck are you doing down there?! Fuck me already!"
Him: "It's called the three-eyed turtle and I won't fuck you until you beg for it."
When you have a turtle head poking out and a guy sticks his dick on the turtle head and keeps shoving it in and out
She was so nasty she wanted me to do a Texas turtle head with her
That awkward feeling you get when a guy or girl tries too hard to come onto you. Usually caused by excessive unreturned flirting, messaging, or facebook status comments.
The following is a sequence of events
Text Conversation
Guy: Hey girl, want to come chill at my place tonight?
Girl: Can't. I have plans.
Guy: It's cool. Maybe tomorrow.
(No Response)
(Later that night)
Girl: Posts attractive facebook picture.
Guy: OMG <3 <3
(Even Later)
Girl: Post a status saying "Had an amazing time with the girls tonighttt! :) :)"
Guy: posts a comment saying "Wish I was there <3"
At this point the girl should be feeling major Turtle Neck Tension(TNT).
Example Sentence: That guy was giving me so much TNT last night!