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It's international help your friend with his test day. Just send that test to your buddy.
Guy 1: yo i don't understand that test, could you send me what you have?
Guy 2: Why should I do that?
Guy 1: It's April 2nd
Guy 2: Ow in that case here you go!
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Written to show that you are suitably impressed with the intellectual capacity of another person.
"That entry you recently submitted to Urban Dictionary was far2clevaX1/2 mate"
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If you were born on May 2, your soulmate's name begins with the letter "N". You don't know it yet but when you meet them for the first time you'll know right then and there that they're the love of your life. You will fall in love with them very young and have a long lasting relationship. Nobody will ever compare to them no matter how many other people you meet in your life.
Person 1: Man I wish I can just meet my soulmate already
Person 2: When's your birthday?
Person 1: May 2
Person 2: Oh, then look out for people with the letter N
Person 1: Why?
Person: Cause he/she has your heart
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In honor of Gianna Bryant and Kobe Bryant's death this day will be celebrated for their numbers in their basketball career on National Bryant Day 2-24.
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If you find a lobster in the street dont hug it
Always follow rule #2 never for get that you cant hug the lobster it will clip your tits
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If you skip December 2 you are gay
Wow josh skipped school on December 2, maybe he is a homosexual and likes my ass checks
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