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Becky gave me a Bald Jesus on the way to the third floor.
A drink consisting of three shots of Jagermeister with a floater of Chartreuse
Bartender, I'd like me another Jesus Jimmy please
A person who has God level instinct all the time or sometime.
Roger is Instinct Jesus; he escaped a life-threatening accident.
The almighty one or ones, the loot god, the Supa sniper, best know disciples are making it rains, oh so cool, and the Notorious gone it
Their KD ratio was crap, until they found pub Jesus
The creator of bridges, the god of memes, and to all is the most sexy thing in existence. He pwns Minequaft noobs in Bed Wars and creates bridge eggs with his mind. He is truly a Bridge Jesus.
Damn, that manz just pwned that nub in Minequaft Bedwares. That's MLG pro, litty litty litty like a Bridge Jesus.
not actual currency, just hopes and prayers. When people pay you in Jesus money they dont actually pay you in money, they just pray for you.
If she pays us in Jesus Money I'll explode!!
One of the best songs ever created. A song of the best band ever Green Day. It tells a story about the Jesus who is struggling with his life. I listen it so much it makes my parents crazy. So yeah go listen it!!!!
-what song are you listening to?
• Jesus of Suburbia
- is it good?
• yeah it’s like heaven to my ears.