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is a species on the evolutionary chain as the result of a mutant fish and a retarded squirl having butt sex.
A mutant fish that crawled out of the ocean with its mutant fish hands found it nessesary to have butt sex with a retarded squirl to make the "Retard Frog Squirl".
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1. The only insult that could possibly be more powerful than our one true god—Shaggy. Saying the phrase against a hardcore street rapper could actually end their entire career in a nanosecond.
2. When a mentally disabled person is being very annoying.
1. Retard: hehehe Peter griffin gay
Ben Shapiro: Shut up retard
2. Actual retard: ooga booga oomph nigga pants
Annoyed person: Shut up retard!
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A person that has the common sense of a garden slug, compared to the poor child on the short bus that has no control over the fact he/she licks the windows.
Jack is a total window licking retard. He got caught screwing some bitch, by his wife, in their bed!
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Being so stupid, that you can't get any dumber.
"Ironing our Dead Rising 1's sizeable wrinkles of unreasonable difficulty, and A.I. on the level of a bucket of retarded pies..."
- Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw
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People from the Philadelphia/south Jersey area who are all weird.
Do I know you? I don't know you...
Well sorry I didn't grow up in your little cliques.
Grow up huh?
philly inbred retard
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A gesture made only by a retard from NZ who could not wank properly because his ring finger and thumbs are so closed to each other that the penis could not be grabbed by any possible means.
Guy1: hey! why is your hand like that.
Guy2: I got a hole in my brain. STOP IT!
Guy1: You retard.
Guy2: Its a gift from mommy and daddy called Retarded Claw of doom
then guy2 kills guy1 with the claw
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“Oh, they Gay Autistic Retard got banned from twitter.”
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