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when a nigga ejaculates during intercourse and his cum has a foul odor/smell
my gay nigga boyfriend just sprayed his smelly nigga jizz all over my face!
that smelly nigga jizz is gonna be impossible to clean off of the wall.
A way of saying “type shit” without cursing; a family friendly version of type shit.
Little cousin: yo bro I just got these sick new Jordans!
Older cousin: type jizz.
Means the same thing as “type shit,” just a way of saying it without cussing.
Jeffrey: Yo bro I finally got hired at this place I been wanting to work at.
Friend: Type jizz.
When you're masterbating and edging yourself for a while and you're at the part of the session where your balls have tightened up and you can't stop from cumming, things become tremendously awkward when your dad walks in on you at exactly the wrong moment. He watches as you blow a huge load of sperm up all up your stomach and chest hitting your own face and hair and all your dad can say is whoa. You are now so confused. You don't know whether he is envious or impressed by the size of your cum shot.
"Dude, my dad came unannounced into my bedroom last night just as I was busting a nut. Talk about awkward, he saw me blow a huge load all in my pubes and up my stomach and chest." "Damn son, that sucks. He say anything?" "Nothing other than whoa. LOL" "Sounds like your dad might be jizz jealous. He's old and can't blow such huge amounts of sperm anymore."
A person who likes to be the center of a nasty bukkake party, usually the totally out-of-her mind porno star with big lips and fake boobs.
She was taking all that jizz in her face like a good jizz Jennifer.
A form of expressing approval of a female's buttocks or bosom
Nathaniel noticed the new girl in class had a particularly fine pair of buttocks, and decided to express his interest to his friend Kyan.
Nathaniel: fruit jizz on that girl's ass my dude
Kyan: *sips rockstar* agreed my dude. Her buttocks do look very fine indeed.
Nathaniel: *taps girls ass*
The whole month is devoted to jizzing everywhere. pretty much the opposite of no nut November.
Every single girl fails jizzing January.