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When it takes you the whole month of January to clean all the jizz from Destroy Dick December.
Damn that’s a lot of jizz from Destroy Dick December! Get ready for Janitorial Jizz January!
Another, more vulgar, word for thermal paste, the paste that you put on your cpu when building a PC
Person 1: I bought same day delivery for my thermal paste but still haven't recieved it after 2 days
Person 2: I'm suing Amazon - Give Person 1 her computer jizz!
When you jizz on a phat bitch then immediately proceed to piss on their face
Hey bro, how was your date last night?
It was great, I got to jizz 'n' whizz
slang nickname for coconut rum when drunk straight.
dat ho is drunk yo! what'd she have? Narnia Jizz!
Farting out someone else's jizz, similar to crop dusting, but with cum. Synonyms: cum dusting.
"Dude, I had crazy butt sex today and went to the store. When I farted, I felt so bad for jizz dusting everyone there."
When someone gets a mouthful of cum and blows it out like a jet
Skyler gave Carlton a supersize when he gave him a jizz jet ski
1. Another name for a Condom, or "Jimmy Hat" used in strange parts of the world.
2. When a person ejaculates onto the head of another person creating a miniature hair-do out of the semen.
3. When a person that has ejaculate or semen on their head uses the sticky substance as a hardening gel to stylize their hair in a fashionable way.
Yeah bro, we ended up getting tooted at the party then came home and I busted a Jizz Wig all over they head. They looked up at me like, "oh hell naw" it was dope!