St. Peter’s calling my name

An admission that one is going to die soon, usually from a terminal illness or dangerous situation.

A reference to the Christian angel St. Peter, who guards the Gates of Heaven and determines whether one goes to Heaven or Hell. St. Peter calling your name would imply that it is your turn to be judged, which means you must be dead. Thus, admitting that he is “calling your name” makes it seem that a nearing death is inevitable.

Mom,

Thanks for being the greatest mother ever. I would love to tell you in person, but it seems that St. Peter’s calling my name. I wish this could’ve happened differently, but there’s nothing we can do about it now.

Love,
John

people that have Zee in their name

absaloute fucking gigachad and legens. expept for tat rroblox adopt me player. Meme zee is a brief example

im people that have Zee in their name and im a gigachad

Pumpkin (name)

A round, orange girl, usually a pitcher, that plays softball. Hates people that make fun of her name, and gives the 'evil eye,' to anyone who 'disses,' her team. This name was given by the girl's softball team, and is highly humorous to anyone who doesn't know her.

"Go Pumpkin (name)!" Gina shouted, mocking the round, orange girl's nickname.

"Ya'll is rawnchy," Pumpkin replied, throwing an evil glare at Gina.

rejecting inside jokes and names of non-celebrities

What Urban Dictionary claims to do, but really if you just search a name you find a bunch of praise for friends and partners.

Urban Dictionary: "Don't name your friends. We'll be rejecting inside jokes and names of non-celebrities."
Me: "But didn't I just see a bunch of non celebrity naming?"

crowdis(last name)

Crowdis's are very sweet but tough. They are updated on everything trending and are a great family!(last name)

Crowdis(last name)family:I love my family

Swift family:mines completely weird

Gif name?

What Instagram commenters reply with to gifs they want access to but can't find themselves. Usually accompanied with either no replies, or a gif search that doesn't work anymore.

*Gif of two men making out*

Gif name?

name is not to be said

this name is not to be said. So go watch your my Little Pony and don't be so noisy

"fuck off my name is not to be said"