S my D

Abbv. for "Suck my dick"

Wow, seriously, you can S my D.

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Cole S

cole s is written on the jives sign. it stands for cole sharpe although we could only use letters from the word closed.

hey look, its cole s!

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Samantha S

A perfect example of a slutburger.

Gurl it's dat slutburger ho Samantha S!!

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EDP445's Cupcake

the stipulation that no matter where you go on the internet, there will always be a pedophile

Children always need to fear EDP445's Cupcake.

90’s Dump

This is when you take a good old fashion dump on the toilet without your smart phone for reading.

Hey Jim my phones dead and I gotta poo, guess I’ll just take a 90’s dump real quick I guess.

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Quick access(s)

When your penis makes another hole in your cheap boxers when having a boner.

Guy 1: "ah man, last night I just made another quick access(s)"

Guy 2: "man, you need better boxers dude"

Triple S Maneuver

The (3) Three S's are Shit, Shower, Shave. This is the mandatory routine before a night out. This regimen applies to both sexes.

Friend: "There's some people at TGI Fridays, you wanna roll?"

You: "Yeah, I gotta pull the ol' Triple S Maneuver, give me 30."