S my D

Abbv. for "Suck my dick"

Wow, seriously, you can S my D.

Triple S Maneuver

The (3) Three S's are Shit, Shower, Shave. This is the mandatory routine before a night out. This regimen applies to both sexes.

Friend: "There's some people at TGI Fridays, you wanna roll?"

You: "Yeah, I gotta pull the ol' Triple S Maneuver, give me 30."

Loco on the 8's

When a clingy significant other insists on getting 5 'check-in' texts an hour to see what you are doing.

"Dude!!! It's just poker night and your bitch has already text you a dozen times! What is she, 'loco on the 8's?'"

"Girl, your shit's been blowing up all night! Who you datin? Jim Cantore!?!??! Dude be 'loco on the 8's!'"

EDP445's Cupcake

the stipulation that no matter where you go on the internet, there will always be a pedophile

Children always need to fear EDP445's Cupcake.

90’s Dump

This is when you take a good old fashion dump on the toilet without your smart phone for reading.

Hey Jim my phones dead and I gotta poo, guess I’ll just take a 90’s dump real quick I guess.

Y E S

A memey responce to a memey question.

Guy 1: Cat-man is the son of batman correct? If so, why?
Guy 2: Y E S

what´s good

Another way of saying hello

You are on the block and you see a sexy ass female walking by and you say "what´s good ma"