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Cummies from angel are a gift from God. They are cum gummies that were made by an Angel's cum, put in a freezer and later got chewy. They are an eloquent flavor and are made for mhs only!
Girl: Hey did u get cummies from angel.
Other girl: Omg yesss they were so good they take long to chew and have a very semeny flavor!!!
Girl: You r so lucky i wish i had some in my mouth!!
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Mmm, mmm, mmm
Flowers in hand, waiting for me
Every word in poetry
Won't call me by name, only baby
The more that you give, the less that I need
Everyone says I look happy
When it feels right
I know that you're wrong for me
Gonna wish we never met on the day I leave
I brought you down to your knees
'Cause they say that misery loves company
It's not your fault I ruin everything
And it's not your fault I can't be what you need
Baby, angels like you can't fly down hell with me
I'm everything they said I would be
La-la-la
I'm everything they said I would be
I'll put you down slow, love you goodbye
Before you let go, just one more time
Take off your clothes, pretend that it's fine
A little more hurt won't kill you
Tonight, mother says, "You don't look happy"
Close your eyes
I know that you're wrong for me
Gonna wish we never met on the day I leave
I brought you down to your knees
'Cause they say that misery loves company
It's not your fault I ruin everything
And it's not your fault I can't be what you need
Baby, angels like you can't fly down hell with me
I'm everything they said I would be
I know that you're wrong for me
Gonna wish we never met on the day I leave
I brought you down to your knees
'Cause they say that misery loves company
It's not your fault I ruin everything (everything)
And it's not your fault I can't be what you need
Baby, angels like you can't fly down hell with me, oh
Angels like you can't fly down hell with me
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An omega awesome clan, that is extremely beast. Everyone who is in, must like pie. Or else. Metal Gear Online is awesome.
"Damn! That guy is in Obsidian Angel Warfare (OAW)! He must like pie! They are beast you know."
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Just like a regular snow angel, but piss your pants first.
Hey, its a snow day, lets hide grandpa's Depends, and throw him out in the yard to make some asian snow angels.
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Strong women who defy the typical stereotype of being submissive to men and putting up with their oft-infidel ways.
It wasn't God who the made Honkey Tonk Angel. Too many times married men think they're still single And that's caused many a good girl to go wrong.
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The father of Baby Luke OwO. He has fluff and loves his son! Please dear god fucking help me I need help Please anyone I'm begging you pleas
Daddy Angel UwU: Bapy Luke OwO I'm home
Luke: DEAR FUCKING GOD PLEASE LET ME LIVE MY LIFE OH MY GOD PLEASE IM BEGGING YOU I WANT TO LIVE IN PEACE HAUGIPJQENIPWJERGIHJ4WGRHGUEWFDHS WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME
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When you eat out a female during a miscarriage.
My wife thought she was having a painful period, turns out I got my red angel wings.
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