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National Kobe day due to his numbers being 8 and 24 we should celebrate this day in hope of remembering the great legend Kobe Bryant and his beloved daughter Gina RIP Kobe you’ll always remain in our hearts
Person 1: hey it’s August 24th
Person 2: oh Kobe day?
Person 1: yes mannn
August 24 is Kobe Bryant day since 8 and 24 we're two of his basketball numbers. On this day we will wear yellow and purple. Or just one of those colors
I am wearing purple on August 24 for Kobe Bryant.
Guy: hey bro it’s august 24 it’s national milkyray day
The day where people with huge cocks are born
Jacob: dude, did you know that jack is born on 23th august.
Henry: yeah, of course haven't you seen his huge cock
National the strongest pairs day!
The first day of August is the day when the strongest pairs of lovers are formed. It's a great day to confess your feelings and propose a relationship!
— Today is 1 August! Do you want to be my girlfriend?
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If you are born on August 6. you have a really big ding dong.
Person 1.: When did you born?
Person 2.: August 6.
Person 1.: Damn bro respect!
If it's August 6 you must respect anyone whose name starts with a p's authority
David: hello peyton
Peyton: Hey, today is August 6. meaning you must respect my authority
David: oh ok