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Generous lover, humanitarian, environmentalist. May wheel your grandma before he wheels you. Will show you the Eiffel Tower without taking you to Paris.
Wow that Brandon is hung like a horse
A literal piece of shit that no one likes... literally should die cuz no one likes him. Not funny but a bit attractive ngl.
He’s a wonderful guy that you can ever meet. If ur dating Brandon your very lucky cause he will also care about you and love you a lot.
Gaby-“I’m so lucky I’m dating Brandon!”
Itzel-“true you guys make a cute couple.”
Brandon is one of the worst people you can ever meet, he's such an a-hole, he's the male version of a Karen. he's a simp and one on the uglyist people you'll ever meet!
If you have a brandon in your life do yourself a favor and cut him out!
Girl 1 "I wish brandon would get hit by a car!"
Girl 2 "he is literally the worst! And he's so ugly!"
Guy 1 "did you see that way that batista looked at me? What a b! No tip today Karen."
Guy 2 "dude!? Don't be such a Brandon."
the largest simp in the world, he will doing anything for any girl at anytime and yet will still be stuck in the friend zone
that dude over there is definitely a brandon. hes simpin over both those girls
So a lot of definitions are saying a guy named Brandon is like the best person on the planet. That is definitely not the case, I would know, because that's my name. So here's how I, as a Brandon act. Most of the time I'm an at least decent person. Sometimes I'm an asshole, I'm maybe funny? (A few people say that Brandon's are funny. That might be true. Also, a lotta definitions say their like attractive for some reason, I look like a vampire half the time so that's in my opinion false.) ok the definitions over go home.
Brandon is a name you idiot why are you reading this?