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spell icarly without the car
"ily"
girl: icarly without the car :)
other person: awe ilyt :)
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A white trash or ghetto classic vehicle, sometimes referred to as a hoopty or by older generations as a jalopy, but more properly referring to an embarrassing or a less-than-desirable automobile. Although a term with no specific origin, the popular song "Ode To My Car" by Adam Sandler helped to define what is also sometimes referred to as a POS.
From ODE TO MY CAR:
Piece of shit car
I got a piece of shit car
That fuckin' pile of shit
Never gets me very far
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A cocktail made of Guinness Stout, Irish Whiskey, and Bailey's Irish Cream.
The key to the Irish Car Bomb is to drink it very quickly before the Bailey's reacts with the acidity of the stout, causing it to curdle (essentially turning it into cheese). The result makes the cocktail very unpleasant to finish.
Start out with a glass of Guinness, or Guinness mixed with a shot of whiskey. Then paying close attention to time lapsed, drop a shot glass full of Irish Cream, or Whiskey and Irish Cream into the glass. Chug.
The Irish Car Bomb is very filling and is recommended to consume it early during a night of drinking, as opposed to late.
I love turning drinking into a sport, so I ordered an Irish Car Bomb.
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A drink ordered at a bar where the cheapest shot is ordered and then dropped into a glass with the cheapest beer in it, and then consumed, like an irish car bomb.
Ordering a Jewish Car Bomb at a bar and having a shot of Popov vodka and dropping it into a glass of PBR
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When you bring your reportcard (with many failing grades) to your parents (or your parents find out your grades somehow) Report Car-nage is the long talk about you (and how your life is going to be if you dont blah, blah blah...)
Usualy it consists of 3 parts; the anger, the acceptance, and then a resulution plan,
1. Anger: This part is where your prents talk (or yell) to you about how they have trusted you, how they are paying for your stuff, how they are frusturated of your grades.
2. Acceptance: This part is a bit low paced and your parents talk usualy to eachother about your path that you chose for your life, that they thought you were smarter. You can sense this part from before because the transitions between two parts are quite soft. Sometimes they even cry.
3. Resulution: This part starts when you think that the conversation was over but your parents suddenly change topic. They usualy tell that you should work more, play less (pc, xbox, ps), or go out less with friends.
Eric: "dude did your parents got angry last night about that F on geometry?"
Dude: "yup, it was a total Report Car-nage"
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A popular phrase coined in the 2009 blockbuster The Hangover when the trio stole a police vehicle and realized that Stu had married a stripper in which they had several photos, mugs, hats, etc. of the event and "torching the cop car" was suggested as a plan of action to get rid of the evidence. This term is defined as disposing of, destroying, and/or literally "torching the shit" out of any viable evidence from previous incident(s) of shameful and indecent behavior that could possibly incriminate an individual/group of individuals.
Jim: I can't believe Melissa almost found this box of 253 sex tapes I made with those nameless hookers in our bedroom during our marriage all the way in the back of the closet.
Terry: Dude, either you hide those things better or you might want to be torching the cop car.
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When someone takes out their rage on a homosexual primarily from suppressing inner homo-erotic feelings. Usually the homosexual dies in some mid-evil torture like being drawn and quartered.
Mike noticed that guy making eye contact with him at the bar, so we gave him a Texas Car Pool.
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