Another form of when someone is crying and laughing with two different emotions
The girl, who had depression, was clamming.
When two girls are scissoring but both of the pussies are dirty.
“Did you hear the Rachel and Janette were clamming the other night at the party?”
When you haven’t had sex with your Wife/girlfriend for some time, and it’s almost like her fanny has clammed over due to lack of use.
“Have you got a clammed fanny or something, it’s been like 4 weeks since we last had sex “
A Queef.
We had to stop our love making due to her yodeling clam.
When a woman squirts into her hand and claps making a fine mist.
I was juicing the clam and after she turned around and surprised me with a clam juice spritzer.
"When clams do kickflips" is a very similar phrase to when pigs fly, but it is a modernized term.
Brody might say "Hey Charles, do a backflip off that roof!" And Charles may respond "When clams do kickflips, bro."