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Lesbian dance theory

A term used to define and symbolize useless majors that tend to undermine "real" education and give no societal contribution.

"No One Cares if You Majored in Lesbian Dance Theory" - Ben Shapiro

by Avapie December 16, 2017

1005πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Christian Barn Dance

Sex move where you wiggle the tip of your dick around her butthole debating whether or not it is worth going to Hell for.

Guy 1: Oh man I am totally going to Hell.
Guy 2: Why? What did you do this time?
Guy 1: Mid sex, I had a Christian Barn Dance. I still stuck my dick in her ass.

by cmpgamer November 8, 2014

97πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


French Dancing

The act of Having Vaginal or Anal Sex.

Sentence:
"Damn girl I think I might be Pregnant. I was French Dancing with my man all night without a Condom."
-French Dancing DOES NOT include Oral Sex-

by Heather Hernandez April 8, 2007

2πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


laptop dancing

Lap dancing for the computer age. Where one gets lap dancing confused with laptops. Or has a vision of girls scantily clad in laptops dancing for men in darkly lit bars!

Julie: When he got his apprenticeship his first paycheque was spent on laptop dancing, beer and pizza!

Mary: Thats understandable, but why call it laptop dancing unless you mean dancers covering their bits with laptops!

by aus-philologist February 2, 2011

2πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


dancing dust

cocaine

i sniffed some dancing dust and threw some shapes out all night long

by terry the wordsmith September 23, 2003

2πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Dance With No Pants

Where ya mummy n daddy get it on in da bedroom or anywhere else πŸ˜‰ that’s disgusting Man U eat cheeseburgers on a lorry on the m6 tryna get to China to see a leg with a hair and u suck dick ur man is a clipped toe nail haha u mong

Let’s do tha dance with no pants my sexy moose jk I’m horny and talking to pornub

by DaOGPuzzyLicka69BattyCrem March 17, 2019

2πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


dancing Israelis

Another anti-Semitic dog whistle used by white supremacists, based on the lie that there were Israeli's dancing and celebrating when the twin towers were hit on 9/11.

anti-Semite: have you googled "dancing Israelis"??
other person: no, what's that??
anti-Semite: proof of who did 9/11, duh are you stoopid??

by ScottIsrael February 16, 2022

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