When your wife cheats when shuffling cards and gives herself all the aces and a couple of kings to boot.
Kath kicked her husbands arse at cards because she had mastered the devil shuffle...
The naughtiest of Columbia coke straight off the brick, ready to have a stripe
You got the devils flake lad
slang term inspired by the well-known
colloquialism 'devil's lettuce.'
Refers to hard drugs that reduce down to a white powder resembling dandruff
(Ex: meth, cocaine, & apparently some type of heroin)
Next time JimBob asks if I want to smoke the devil's dandruff with him, I'll run in the other direction. If he follows me then I'll break his meth pipe, and he'll probably break my nose.
When you have to take a poopie but the (likely piss laden) seat is up so you’re forced to.....touch it / kick down with your shoes. In the same family as “witch’s kiss” (look it up)
Honestly the restaurant was beautiful, but that cream sauce really got to me and someone left the toilet seat up... The devil’s drop was forced upon me. 🚽 👿
Old fashioned, mostly unfunny, uneditable, version of Urban Dictionary.
SMBC wants to make a new version of The Devil's Dictionary, without realizing it's already here.
When you have someone perform or continue to perform fellatio to the extent that the receiving partner begins to lose pubic hair from their genital region.
Damn dude, I couldn't believe it at first but she really did it when she offered to lint roll your deviled eggs. Are your balls back to okay since then?
The act of eating a Carolina Reaper and then right after you consume it you perform oral sex on a woman in turn burning not only your own mouth but also her vagina.
My girlfriend cheated on me to I gave her the devil's tounge punch to show her who's boss!