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Dylan is really kind, thoughtful and has a massive raging veiny personality.
he also has glasses the speccy fuck
he bangs mr.bozko on the daily with his massive veiny personality
he also likes Oscarsdog cause its pretty
hey look theres Dylan giving his dad a prostate examination
Dylan, also known as the Blood Angel God. Dylan is the type of guy who will provide care for you whenever needed. Feeling troubled? Dylans there to talk. Even if he's not aware of the situation you will still receive his best feedback and have him listen all in. Dylan can be a passionate person when it comes to hobbies. Normally, whenever he finds something, he sticks to it and never lets go. He loves to chat about his hobbies whenever he gets the chance to do so.
"The most chillest fucking guy you'll ever get to meet." - PigeonsThinkIamGod
"Dylan is a piece of gods work." - PigeonsThinkIamGod
"You're crazy, Im crazy, we're Dylanazy."
"Hey, have you heard of Dylan? I heard he sleeps a lot. One day... Im sure he'll be a superstar, Sleeping King of the Day."
"When I saw Dylan I broke my kneecaps, I couldn't believe what I had run into. He changed my life..."
hot. bug. sexy. everything you want in a man. his temper, short. his shorts, shorter. metalica yes please. semen? hes craving it. This is the man you want to be in your car to test how well the suspension works.
me: I'm really struggling to test how much semen I can take
you: sounds like you need a dylan in your life
An actual god walking amongst men. With the athleticism of greats athletes and the intelligence of Einstein himself. Dylan is a walking symbol for immortality
There is many great minds of the past both mythological and real. Elon musk, Zeus, Da Vinci, Dylan. They all fall under the same bracket
A super sweet and nice guy. Super smart and a bookworm but all around great. Mostly nerdy or a chess lover. Super cute even though they don't know it. Everyone should have a Dylan.
He so cute, he must be a dylan