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The rare occasion when one pulls up to an intersection. The cars,in front of you, that want to turn and have their blinkers on, the blinkers, which are an amber color, start blinking in unison. All going on and off at the same time, in a perfect accord. The effect only lasts at a maximun of 3 seconds.
Yesterday at around 5:30, when i was at a red light, i saw The amber effect happen right in front of me when 5 cars were wanting to turn left! Shit was so cash!!!
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In reference to the reality show The Bachelor - It is when you fall in love with someone in a novel setting that's far removed from reality (I.e. on a vacation, reality show, business trip). Once taken out of the novel environment, the relationship shrivels and dies in the harsh light of reality.
I thought I loved her when we met in Bali, but when we tried to make it work afterwards, it just fell apart. Guess it was just "The Bachelor" Effect.
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1. When somebody who has no taste for rap music, such as a mother or priest thinks that they hear the word "nigga" or "niggaz" or any other profanity while the line is actually clean.
2. When a white kid thinks he is allowed to use the word "nigga" because he listens to rap music
Ex #1
Nas: Don't hate me, hate the money I see, clothes that I buy
Ice that I wear, clothes that I try, close your eyes
Picture me rollin, sixes, money foldin'.
Pope Benedict XVI: What the fuck is this shit? Turn this off that language is so foul and racist.
Person With a Taste for Rap Music: Hey there isn't even anything inapropriate in this part. Don't hate bro. You're blinded by The Nigga Effect.
Ex #2:
White Kid: Yo nigga give me a couple g'z of that good bud nigga.
Method Man: My father wrote "Roll of Thunder". My father survived the KKK. I don't need no god damn cracka up in hurr callin me a god damn nigga.
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It's the feeling you get when you buy an iPhone and you suddenly feel as though you are the coolest person on the planet because you have a PHONE with an "i" in front of it. It's nothing to be ashamed of. It happens to every iDouche especially if it's their first iDevice. Typically the iDouche grows up and out of the phase. Sometimes not...
Normal person: I'm gonna get the Kobe burger with fries and slaw and a Root Beer. What're you gonna get?
iDouche: Dude, I love my phone. I got a shitload of new "apps." You know they call it an app because it's made by "Apple." I got this one...
NP (interrupting): You dumbfuck, it's an app because it's an "APPlication." Anyway, who gives a shit? It's a phone. The waiter is waiting for your order.
iD: Dude, you don't understand. It's an iPhone. It's so much more than a phone. It can...
NP (interrupting again because the iDouche won't shut the fuck up about his piece of shit phone): Shut the fuck up. You're just suffering from the iPhone effect. Now order so we can eat.
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Wishful thinking that gets in the way of reality and smart decision-making as policy makers who believe something to be true (like the presence of weapons of mass destruction) start acting like they have evidence to prove it true. Closely associated with faith-based decision-making and "in your dreams" thinking.
Even though casualties and the level of violence both escalate in Iraq, members of the Bush Administration keep making optimistic forecasts about freedom and democratic prospects since they are captives of the Tinkerbell Effect. If you believe in fairies, maybe the war in Iraq will turn out well after all!
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When one is given something they are told does not work for a stated purpose, ever...yet, miraculously works for exactly the purpose that it was stated to never work. While symptoms may not dissipate entirely, the root cause is cured entirely. Similarly to Tim Tebow as an NFL quarterback leading his team to wins despite the naysayers. Opposite of the placebo effect.
M: Yo dude, I had a killer hangover this morning...then after we blazed that J, I feel amazing!
K: Yea, man. MJ is medicinal.
M: But that phd I was dating said it has no medicinal value!
K: Platebow effect. MJ delivers, always. Ignore the naysayers.
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It is when a woman is giving head to a man and she takes his penis out off her mouth and twists each of his ball hairs till they fall out and uses them to floss her teeth.
Dillon: Dude that bitch Rebecca gave me the Gazebo Effect special last night
Darren: You mad nasty nigga
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