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A tall, white, pasty mother-fucker who enjoys dropping a huge deuce in the toilet, taking a picture of it on his cameraphone, and sending it via text message to his normal, unsuspecting friends.
Normal Kid #1: "You won't believe what John did! He sent me a picture of his
doo doo butter!"
Normal Kid #2: "Yeah he is a sick fecalphiliac-fuck!"
John: "I'm tall and pasty and like dropping shits and then eating it or rubbing it
on my bleached asshole."
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The slightly incapacitated state of mind after a proper, vigorous fucking... and at least one orgasm.
You're under the influence of fuck brain, dude... you just asked me to MARRY you!!! LOL
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A person you see as ready and willing to engage in a sexcapade.
Anyone you see who instantly arouses your sexual interest and/or desire.
A person you randomly meet who you wish to have a one-night stand with.
This guy I work with sees all female customers as a fuck puck
When going to Atlantic City. The person your with is so pent up and horny that you screw for mutliple hours. Then attempt to walk around the casino only to walk in circles as if you had "blinders" on.
When attempting to navigate your way to AC, you continously get lost and end up in Philadelphia because you have your Fuck Blinders on. When your mind is distracted by images and smells of "fucking". All leading you to crazy comments such as, "Let'sgo make some babies".
Small, whitish, particles or crumb-like residue typically found on bed sheets the day after a heavy session of pussy-banging. The volume of fuck crunchies directly varies with: 1) the amount of "wetness" that had been experienced by the woman's pussy, 2) the amount of coming by both parties.
My buddy Ethan sat down on my bed, but was entirely disgusted when he realized that he'd sat in a minefield of fuck crunchies from me & Liz the night before.
It means Fuck Tukwila. Fuck kids from Foster High School or any Tukwila Niggas.
Fuck Tuk Nigga. Fuck Tuk
When someone doesn't just lose at a game, but rather they get completely devastated and destroyed by the opposition.
"Damn, they didn't just lose the match... They got Tucked the fuck in!"