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Creatures that scream a lot and haven’t touched grass in 10 years. They're mostly found in dark rooms staring at a bright, glowing box. It is rare to spot one in an area other than it’s natural habitat, but you can recognize one by their hunched, shrimp-like back. Gamers are mostly harmless creatures, but can be very loud in hostile situations. If you come in counter with one you should follow the “if I don’t mess with it, it won’t mess with me” rule. They will however try their very best not to come in contact with you. They are somehow, not endangered species despite their failures to find a mate. When males come in contact with a female of their species they often are surprised to find one. So surprised that they can’t comprehend it and end up running away. Gamers are also the loudest organisms to ever exist. Your ears may or not bleed if they here the screams.
Person 1: You’re a gamer
Person 2: yeah.
Person 1: go touch grass.
Person 3: hey! Gamers are cool people!
A Gamer is cool and is quite cool. You know someone's a gamer when they say "I'm a fucking gamer" all the time. Or if they are like me. Most gamers are depressed. And like hot gamer girls.
Brian: Fuck you!
Fred: Actually I'm a gamer so you cant say that
hot woman: Omg is that gaming Fred I love you.
Adjective: Awesome, or epic. Similar to Pog
Jason: Bro I just got my Driver's license
Remy: That's pretty gamer
Person 1: "OMG mr glicks class is so gamer"
Person 2: "Man I wish I have Mr glicks class because gamer"
Person 3: "yes"
Adjective. when you're gaming and you game.
Friend A: Bro I died to this hacker.
Friend B: Gamer
A word that only true gamers are allowed to say. Women and minorities that say gamer with the hard-r will be publicly executed by hanging. Gama, is a more acceptable version, but if said by a woman or minority, they will be let off with a warning.
verb
Down to or willing to conduct activity relating to or around video games.
"hey man, are you gamer to hop on Overwatch tonight?"
"yeah, I'm gamer. just stop onetricking torbjorn please for the love of"