says hello to his little friend

Saying hello to his little friend another term for how a guy masturbates, Jerks off, gets his jollies, and does the five-knuckle-shuffle.

Everytime I visit France, I say hello to my little friend.

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It’s Me Hi Im The Problem It’s Me

Being The Problem

“It’s Me Hi Im The Problem It’s Me Is Literary Ms.Jobe”

get the groundhog to see his shadow

my dear breaking bad fans, it means to get a boner

marie: If I can get the groundhog to see his shadow, you get on right out of this hospital Hank. (paraphrased)
hank: I never get erections

Let him lick his ass

When someone is being a little bitch and annoying everybody with their meaningless shananigans, you tell them to go lick their ass, as in go whine and bitch by themselves. Applies to females too. Their counter part would be let her lick her ass

Susan: Ugh, becky's whining about her louis vuitton shoes getting dirty at the party yesterday
Mary: Let her lick her ass, i don't have time for her rich girl problems.

Vicky: Shawn's telling everybody that I told him I liked him
Amanda: Ugh let him lick his ass, I swear his ego is the size of jupiter

Jessie: Bro, drake keeps bugging me about my fake shoes
Nick: Let him lick his ass, we all know his are faker than anybody's here.

knuckle shuffle his piss pump

A hand job

I like him so much o the point I want to knuckle shuffle his piss pump

Chief Poke-His-Anus

A gay homosexual term used to define Philip Johnson.

Philip Johnson was elected Chief Poke-His-Anus for being the gayest kid in our class.

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Fingers in his ass Sunday

Basically, a joke that originates from a shitty video in which sans and nagito komaeda dance with the hallway that has sans in it in the background, with the song "fingers in his ass" playing in the background, which was discovered on a Sunday, afterwards creating Fingers in his ass Sunday.

"damn, it's fingers in his ass Sunday! Time to watch that video again!"

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