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The dark days aren't over, and they're not going to be without a fight. Things are going to keep getting shut down unless people wake up and fight.
The dark horse days are not something people get to forget yet, since they are not over yet, as people are told they are in some countries.
them weird orange spotted things that eat leaves and look like horses but with a long neck
`hey ethan what sare those long-necked horses over there`
`john thats a fucking girraffe`
A text that lulls someone with read receipts into a false sense of security with the iMessage preview thinking they can safely assume what the rest says, but the second half of the text is the real message.
My friend takes FOREVER to reply unless I send a Trojan horse text:
“I need to tell you something. Ever since the day I first met you, I have always loved how our friendship has been strictly platonic. Can you give me a ride to the airport tomorrow?”
An abnormally large horse dick
That horse has a monster horse cock!
An old woman who was bred for sucking men off or pleasing men or just an old slutty woman who you know had been slutty there whole life.
Boy: mom, where is grandma?
Mom: The old suck horse is at her boyfriends. Can you believe that Shit?
Boy: yeah she’s been a slurpin dudes since I’ve been born.
A principle invoked when urging someone to persevere despite initial failure, which fully stated is: "You don't need me to remind you, when things don't go well the first time, try again." So named because it is drawn from two familiar premises: (a) persevering is like riding a bike, you never forget how, and (b) when you fall off a horse, you get right back on and give it another go.
My nephew just failed the bar a second time and was ready to hang it up, but I reminded him of the Bike/Horse Rule and told him to sign up for the thing again, he'll get it.