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them weird orange spotted things that eat leaves and look like horses but with a long neck
`hey ethan what sare those long-necked horses over there`
`john thats a fucking girraffe`
To the usually nice, polite and well-behaved horse girls, the reversed horse girls are the complete opposite. You can recognize them by their unnecessarily many chains and bracelets as well as their extremely colorful and eye-catching clothing. Since most reversed horse girls are between the ages of 11 and 13, their makeup is not really ''professional''. Mostly they only wear eyeshadows from their eyeshadow palette with 2 - 3 colors, which is often trashy blue or purple. As lipstick they like to use cherry lip gloss from the kid girls section in the 1 dollar shop that they bought without their mother's permission. Their hairstyle is often 2 ponytails with colorful Highlights or pink hair clips with rainbow fake hair.
The Reversed Horse-Girls are also some kind of Gossip Girls. They love to talk about everything that's happening in school right now - mostly about the bad luck of their classmates. If they get caught laughing about someone, they usually don't say anything and just look at the person with a judging and disgusted face until the person goes away. Reversed Horse-Girls are often in a group of 2 - 3 other Reversed Horse-Girls and they always need confirmation from their friends. These girls also like to watch series like ''soy Luna'' or ''Violetta'' with their friends if they make a sleepover. They almost always end their sentences with ''ewww'' or ''ugh''. Boomers often see them as the definition of young teenage girls.
-Example n. 1 - Reversed Horse-Girls at school-
Reversed Horse-Girl 1: Did u girls notice my new purple eyeshadow? I stole it from my moms make-up bag tss.
Reversed Horse-Girl 2: Oh my god so fash! Wha- EWW!
Reversed Horse-Girl 3: Whats wrong?
Reversed Horse-Girl 2: Omg did you just see this girl? Her T-Shirt was so ugly ewww
Reversed Horse-Girl 1: I wish i didn't. I think i'm gonna throw up ughh.
Person: Could you girls please stop talking so bad about my bestie? Why are u feeling good while laughing about others?
The whole Reversed Horse-Girl group: *stare at her with a judgy face for like a minute*
Person: *leaves annoyed*
The Reversed Horse-Girl group: *think the person got scared of them although she didn't*
-Example n. 2 - Reversed Horse-Girls in a clothing store-
Reversed Horse-Girl 1: Girls does this rainbow shirt suit me? I think the stripes make me look fat!
Reversed Horse-Girl 2: No no you look great! There's never enough stripes ughh.
Reversed Horse-Girl 3: Yea you look perfect in contrast to me ugh...
Reversed Horse-Girl 2: Oh my no! Hot pink goes so well with your hair color!
Reversed Horse-Girl 1: Okay girls. Let's pay i can't wait to get home and watch a telenovela with my besties.
Reversed Horse-Girl 2,3: Omg girl!!! *do an awkward bestie handshake so that their bracelets which are way too big make a loud noise and disturb everyone else in the shop*
“American horse pirates raged throughout the land.”
when you don't know the word cowboy
in the wild west movies the people who star in them are american horse pirates
A text that lulls someone with read receipts into a false sense of security with the iMessage preview thinking they can safely assume what the rest says, but the second half of the text is the real message.
My friend takes FOREVER to reply unless I send a Trojan horse text:
“I need to tell you something. Ever since the day I first met you, I have always loved how our friendship has been strictly platonic. Can you give me a ride to the airport tomorrow?”
An abnormally large horse dick
That horse has a monster horse cock!
An insult used by a small minority that means the victim is nothing.
Person 1: I don't like your motives.
Person 2: you are a Horse fucking Thundercunt