The act of ejaculating into a ham
I had an interesting conversation with my uncle about ham boning
Tha shit dat ribgy done it a tv show in da 2000s
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imma ham boning youuuuu
When your buddy comes over on new years day, and you let him put it in your butt, without any lube
Man, I love going over to my buddies house okn new years day for some sloppy ham
a chess youtuber who has a lot of ham on it
random noob: "who are you watching"
gotham sub: "got ham chess"
A chess youtuber that always got ham with him.
random noob - who are you watching?
gotham sub - got ham chess
random noob - oh, he got some nice ham
Using bbq sauce to eat ass… it’s a Texas thing. (NOTE: Don’t use with anal irritation or tears…it could burn.)
I was going down south the other day with Margery and got to thinkin’, this sure would taste better with a Texas ham sandwich.
When you are so fucking hungover you are unable to talk....and unable to walk.
Johnny didn’t make it to class today because he was Hung like a Ham