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a syndrome, arm tendonitis, developed because of too much reading on Wattpad. Thumb movements, like swiping/scrolling, are the biggest triggers of this syndrome. It hurts like hell.
Been told I have a Wattpad hand. Now I have to read normal books.
A Haitian Handful is a sexual act comprising of jizzing into someone's cupped hands, which is subsequently drank by either party.
"Whoa bro, last night my wife wanted a Haitian Handful!"
When your an old ma who can’t resist inappropriately touching the young female office staff
Hungry hands was creeping round that bird at work again today
When you are holding way too many items in your hands.
Danielle got hungry hands as she cleaned out the car.
When you experience carpal spasms, often caused by use of illicit drugs or blended banana/fruit smoothie cocktails.
Briannes smoothie hands made her look retarded and hindered her ability to drive herself safely to the hospital.
A drinking game similar to Edward forty hands, in which you take 3 to 4 beer cans and grab them with both hands. Then a person duct tapes the cans to your hands and you drink the beers.
I wanna get shitfaced tonight, let's play Parisi Hands.
When someone is caught naked and covers their breasts/pussy/dick with their hands.
Person 1: Barges into room without knocking (probably on purpose)
Person 2: Squeals and hand censors their genitals