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a person whose (questionable) private character; and, public persona obviously don't match well.
An elegant wardrobe on an obviously earthy creature in repressive, saddening denial about her truthful nature.
complexly about modern women and sexual empowerment - through personal public honesty.
She loves the pianists; there's no shame in it.
c-guzzling-Throat-gagging and all.
a silk hat on a pig, hw,
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A homo hat is an object that is placed on a homo's head. It usually says "homo hat" on it.
when michigananders in a bar see someone whos dressed like a woman they usually pass on the homo hat to him.
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the act of jizzing in your partners orifice, be it an asshole, vagina, mouth, ear, wound, etc. You then tie a whole ham to your head and shove it into said orifice.
After recieving a pork pie hat from an anonymous person, dp began to curse for the first time in his life.
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The kind of hat that you see in a crowd and think... is that guy going fishing?
dad hat is trash
Guy 1: I went fishing last week, and you wouldn't believe the number of dad hats that I saw there
Guy 2: If those hats would all burn I wouldn't be sad
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Person 1 "Ooh, that guy's been wearing an asshat!"
Person 2 "How can you tell?"
Person 1 "Well he has ass hat hair, of course!"
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A theory which has been proven on numerous accounts in which any man wearing a white hat is guaranteed to get poon that night.
Max's night certainly backs up White Hat Theory. Rather than hooking up with butch chicks like usual, he decided to rock his new white hat and, in turn, got with some hot slore at the Jug.
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Hat hair located in the pubic region. Usually painful due to being matted down by the pants all day.
Oh, dude, I've got the worst Australian hat hair goin' on down there!!
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