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You are broken hearted and probably have dyed hair
“She Is so Single Hearted”
“What a bitch”
“She sucked Jeremy last night”
Outwardly expressed feelings of shock, distress & anger when someone is told that something is going to cost way more than reasonably expected.
*you're getting your car serviced at the mechanic*
Mechanic: Your air filter is pretty dirty. We can replace it for around $40.
You: $40?! You trying to give me an Italian heart-attack?! Put it back, I can get that shit at Walmart for 8 bucks!
Mario was having a good time until out came the Italian Heart Attack
the most terrible candy imaginable.
Someone: Did you get any candy from your valentine?
Someone else: I got conversation hearts.
Someone: Aww dude I am sorry. Those things are a terrible, stale, chalk-like excuse for candy.
The beginning of a romantic relationship.
At our heart start, we were merely sexually compatible. After spending time together, however, we have fallen in love.
Catholic school girls who are known for being lesbian. Scared heart girls are fit but you never know who’s lesbian and who’s not. But not all of them are lesbian don’t be fooled lads. You can tell who they are by their skirts year 7s are nuns when year 10 and 11 are full on sluts. Their teachers care more about their skirt length than their education but overall a good school to go
Scared Heart is lesbian school
Do you see how long that sacred heart girls skirt is
A Heart Ejaculation is a cardio vascular nut bust that’s only experienced when you’re doing something of extreme self satisfaction.
Porter: Bro! my chest just busted a fat nut
Doug: Damn bro thats heart ejaculation