Zooey hearts their own text because they are not funny
understanding emotions, knowledge from the heart and not the head.
“that’s heart-sense” similar to common sense, but it’s knowledge from the heart and not the brain.
a heart that will always love no matter how much hate is thrown at it
the Teacher always has a Loving Heart for his students
The fear of having your heart put into pain in any way
"Why don't you ever go ont with anyone?"
"Because I have heart agliophbia"
"What's that?"
"Heart agliophbia is The fear of my heart being in pain or hurt."
"Oh"
You are broken hearted and probably have dyed hair
“She Is so Single Hearted”
“What a bitch”
“She sucked Jeremy last night”
Outwardly expressed feelings of shock, distress & anger when someone is told that something is going to cost way more than reasonably expected.
*you're getting your car serviced at the mechanic*
Mechanic: Your air filter is pretty dirty. We can replace it for around $40.
You: $40?! You trying to give me an Italian heart-attack?! Put it back, I can get that shit at Walmart for 8 bucks!
Mario was having a good time until out came the Italian Heart Attack