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Traditional Irish

Meaning, "Not Irish"

Most countries don't place their nation's name before an invention. Eg: they are called trains, not British trains, Washing Machines not German Washing Machines, Gas lighting, not Dutch Gas lighting. The Irish have cottoned on to this fact and come up with a cunning strategy. You take something foreign and place the words "Traditional Irish" in front of and the people are generally so stupid they simply believe it.

Traditional Irish Bouzouki, Traditional Irish Flute, Traditional Irish Jig, Traditional Irish Hornpipe, Traditions Irish Guitar, Traditional Irish Didgeridoo, Traditional Irish Shepherd's Pie, Traditional Irish Pizza, Traditional Irish Sushi, Traditional Irish Eskimo Dancing, ect..............

by Lillburne August 10, 2018


Irish tank

A tractor with a cannon and missiles.

Go and get the Irish tank!
Farmer soldier: YES SIR!

by MoonLemon January 26, 2022


Irish Frog

One of the greatest deep voiced YouTubers, he makes content on vrchat, valorant, and some other things, he is an Irish man, and gets constantly bugged because people blame him for "using a voice changer", even though it says he has a medical condition in his bio.

"Irish frog is the best YouTuber"

by TaibaSumisu June 18, 2024


irish wind chime

Dead IRA members hanging from a tree

We hung those IRA bastards by the neck and made Irish Wind Chimes

by Man U for life March 24, 2024


irish snoodle

When two circumcised men want to snoodle on Saint Patrick’s Day, they hollow out a potato and insert their dicks to vigorously tickle tips.

Hey O’Malley it’s Saint Patrick’s day, I have one potato left, want to Irish snoodle?

by Lifeguard Liz March 24, 2018


Irish Ruler

(Noun) A precision measurement device, 12 inches in length, used as a standard in golf when providing distances from a specific point. When giving a measurement with this device, it is generally specified in the measurement.

He hit is golf ball 3 inches from the hole, measured by an Irish Ruler, or 1/4 of an Irish Ruler.

by Nadpoleus September 7, 2013


Irish Adiós

While one is tossing their partners salad, creates an air tight seal with their lips around partners 5 points of contact. Once an air tight lock has been achieved, the delivering partner exhales a large "poof" of air. Resulting reactions may occur.

Bro 1: dude I gave my tinder date the Irish Adiós last night after dinner at Red Lobster

Bro 2: that's crazy has she called you since?

Bro 1: nah she hasn't talked to me since.

by AquamMan June 11, 2024