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Jacob

Absolute sex-god

Jacob killed me with his charm and charisma and 10 metre cock

by JAaob is SEX March 18, 2019


Jacob

Jacob is a handsome young nice man, he’s normally got brown hair and mostly blue or green eyes. Jacob’s very passive towards friends always smiles and shows his good kind side. When looking for friends he struggles a bit to talk but it doesn’t stop him from trying. To his family he’s lovely but sometimes can be very annoying to get attention. Also he can get very angry when play video games, this can turn him into saying nasty things towards family and peers. Finally he has a huge 10 inch whale cock that pleasures anyone who dares to try it, it’s a madness when any girl gets on that bed.

“Jacob is the bestest friend who will ever meet, you’ll regret him if you let him go.”

by Urbanised dictionarier November 23, 2021


jacob

ego higher than clouds

Oh, is that Jacob?
Yes, that's Jacob. His ego said "To infinity and beyond"!

by 0xjan June 22, 2022


Jacob

He’s a little pu**y no one really likes him but the act like it. I no one will know why he’s mad at you, why he’s so sensitive, and why his a cocky person. If u have a Jacob in your life please go ahead and move to mars. Only 1-3 people actually like Jacob, like honestly punch the first Jacob u see ( not really )...

Jacob is annoying

by Ali Attalla August 20, 2018


Jacob

A handsome muscular guy you just want to preform cock and ball torture on

“Jacob’s muscles almost bulge as much as his balls

by Nate Carlson May 6, 2019


Jacob

A future Prime Minister

Jacob will be Prime Minister one day

by Hedgiwhw284848 November 22, 2021


Jacob

Someone who is super sweet and kind, but sucks at french. Hes one of the funniest people you will ever meet, he will never fail to make you laugh. Except for when he tells bad sex jokes. Jacob thinks golf is a real sport and enjoys family time. His vocabulary consists of dog, bet, and finna. He might claim that he can fight you but trust me he will loose. Although he likes to workout and not eat good tasting food he is not one of those annoying gym pricks hes exactly the opposite. Besides the fact that he's thermal he's so great to hang out with and generally be around. His ASMR needs work but overall a high quality person 100/10. The perfect plug for ur outlet!

Jacob is my PPFL
Jacob is married to matt damion

by Freakinthesheetzz September 25, 2018