july 21

the day where u get titty pics

yo it's july 21 gimme a pic

July 21

July 21 is the day a girl asks her bestfriend out

Hey bestfriend today's July 21, would you go out with me?

July 9th 2009

national sugar daddy day

“It’s July 9th 2009! Better go get your sugar daddy”

Julie bitch

This is a start of a love language. If you know Julie Bitch- you are family. This is NOT derogatory, this is love. She is THE BITCH, she is called THE BITCH… she calls her people BITCH, but ……

This is love. She’s actually not a bitch (but don’t think she can’t be) the most giving, considerable person ever, but BITCH IS LOVE , until you know her you might get the title… just don’t cross her-

I thought I saw a Julie bitch….I did! I did! I did see a Julie bitch live and in person and not on social media 😶

july 40th

A day that doesn't exist.

Hey! Isn't your sister's birthday July 40th ?
I don't have a sister. Oh, makes sense

july 27th

the day epic cosplayers were born

your birthday is july 27th? well then you are an epic cosplayer!

July 27th

Landon's birthday

On his birthday he must be worshipped if no your death will be inevitable

Hank: Hey you know it's July 27th
Jerry: ya well Landon is dumb
Hank: oh you should have not said that

Death : you are coming with me Jerry you have failed to understand July 27th