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When you have such an admiration for something/someone, that you desire to lick it, lick it like a mofo, up and down.
Girl: What do you think of scrabble
Boy: i like it i just lick it init
Girl: Fuck me thats monstorous
Boy: Thats bonza, lets go to bed
Girl: I like it i just lick init
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an old man's lament when asked how ya doin
how ya doin old man? barely alive ...pretty much just waiten to die.
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when you busted a fat nut earlier today.
Yo, I just busted a fat nut earlier today!
Jus ANOTHER WAY 2 SHUT DOWN AN UGLY GUY TRYIN TA GET WIF U
YEA..NO ITS I just have really high standards
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No seriously. This is a reference to Breaking Bad season 1 episode 4, when Walter Junior, upset and in turmoil over his father's lung cancer diagnosis, outrages at his farther's hopelessness. His mother, Skyler White, is visibly distraught and in shock. Walter White, his father, is facially ambiguous, but I suggest that he is turned on by the unexpected lash out. The abruptness and out-of-pocketness makes this one of the funniest lines in Breaking Bad, nay, in American television.
The writers could well have ended the entire TV show by having Walter White die right then and there and rolling the credits. In fact, this would have been a totally viable ending to a long-winded story and would have prevented the rise of the crack-addicted, mentally unstable Breaking Bad community. Just imagine a world free from crack-heads yelling "JESSE WAKE UP" in public.
The phrase is most often unintentionally used by rage-quitting gamers; specifically, Minecraft zealots when they have two hearts, no shield, and three skeletons are raping them. The phrase also features in many political debates when the opposition runs out of rebuttals and resorts to crude insults, because, after all, this is the best way to assert yourself in discourse.
*3000-word assignment exists*
Professor: "You already have a lenient 5-day period to complete the short-release assignment. However, given the astounding number of simple extensions, we have decided to provide a 2-day blanket extension."
Students: "Why don't you just fucking die already?"
You: *empty a Vietnamese War amount of bug spray on a cockroach*
Cockroach: *moves*
You: "Why don't you just fucking die already?"
Osama bin Laden: *becomes the most elusive terrorist leader in history*
Americans: "Why don't you just fucking die already?"
Stranger approaching you with a clipboard and optimism: "How do you feel ab-"
You: "Why don't you just fucking die already?"
*waiter places your food in front of you*
Waiter: "Enjoy!"
You: *accidentally* "You too."
Waiter: *eats your food*
You: "Why don't you just fucking die already?"
a phrase similar to Lets just have sex, see Let's just have sex.
in a situation where you feel bad or emo, you say this out of random, its supposed to be funny, so saying it out of random and crap like that makes it like really funny? idk, but this is where the BallslicerZ derived their name from, from slicing off all their balls.
Kelvin: wow i suck so bad today
Panda: yeah you do actually, whats with your butterfly.
Kelvin: idk, Can i just slice my balls off?
Panda: okay im gonna make that our ventrilo channel name LOLOLOLOL.
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When your friend keeps telling you that you suck but you just don't care and want them to shut up
"hey you suck"
"hey i don't care just shut up and leave me alone"
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