October 12 you can kick every simp you know
Tom:Caleb it’s national kick a simp day I’m gonna kick you.
Congrats you get to kick your enemies today
You-“Hey did you hear today you get to be kicked by me” enemy-“wdym no you don’t” you-“yes look it’s “national kick your enemy day” lol *kicks*HAHAHA”
The day when Max is being such an idiot that you have to kick him
“Dude Max is being such an idiot, I can’t wait till Kick Max Gleason Day!”
A tactic in "Rocket League" where you leave your net open during a KICKOFF to allow your opponent to score.
"Yo Luke, do the San Marino Kick Off."
On 1st of November it’s kick ur friend day. You better get ur foot ready
You: Hey it’s kick ur friend day stand still
Friend: wait wha...... aaaaarrrrrggggg
if you tell someone this its probably because you hate the fuck outta them and they stick around anyway and you just want them to go away. similar to saying go choke on a dick :)
"henry, I don't give a fuck about your moms bunions, go eat cocks and kick rocks"