the lamest and oldest joke in history. A dumbass cartoon character says this when something or someone happens to cover their eyes.
Asshole: Iโm going to be a bitch and cover your eyes *does that*
Idiot: hey who turned out the lights???๐ค
Me: He just covered your eyes, dumbass you know what he did.
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Phrase used to convey to the current occupant of a toilet that the speaker on the wrong side of the door is in urgent need to use the faculties. Time is of the essence in order to avoid an unfortunate episode of self pollution of the under garments. To convey in the fullest sense that an emergency is in progress and the current occupant should get out of the way immediately .
For crying out loud Love, put your lippy on downstairs.....I'm stood out here and the ambulance has got it's lights on
Hair that has been tousled to the point that it looks as if the person afflicted has just left the Red Light District. The condition generally affects males. Sometimes referred to as RLDH, for short.
Girl: After making out for awhile on my couch last night, he got some serious Red Light District hair.
Friend: Cute.
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A better way to ask, "fish or cut bait" or "piss or get off the pot"; in other words, to tell someone to be decisive in making a decision.
Literally it probably refers to a situation where you're competing for a woman with another guy.
In other words: "Are you going to fuck her(ie. win), fight him(ie. TRY to win), or hold a light up for his convenience while he fucks her?(ie. be a total loser)"
Sort of a takeoff on the whole "fight or flee" natural evolutionary response.
John: Yo, Ron, it's your turn to bet!
Ron: I'm thinking
Ray: Enough thinking, already! Look - either fuck, fight, or hold the light!
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The sexist kid of all time. Can have 15 girls at once and they will all be friends together because they are all blessed to have one.
E.g Caden is a light skin baby and has 50 girls
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1. A comedian who ignores the red indicator light and goes past their time slot on stage.
2. Refers to a person who orchestrates prostitution.
3. A phrase suggesting that someone lives dangerously.
1. I flashed Jerry the red light a few times to give him a two minute warning but he ignored me, running the red light.
2. The pimp has been runnin' the red light district down town for five years and then some.
3. Darnell is too daring, he's runnin' the red lights with his life all the time. That's dangerous for my taste.
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If someone wasn't liked before, but then now he is.
Sarah: Johnathan sure is ugly.
(Two weeks later he gets new gear and a line up.)
Sarah: Daaaamn! Johnathan looks good!
Johnathan was looked at with a new light .
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