A saying meaning a hard life ahead with much obstacles and difficulties.
Also sometimes mistakenly stated as a long road to hoe. This would imply that they are either digging up the road or having sex for money down the road. The correct would be long road to haul.
Something just isn't right in the kids head, he's going to have a long road to haul in his life.
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A really stupid movie made by Boon Films where morons go chase some villian named Horngrat around a town, and make foos out of themselves.
"My IQ dropped after watching Trouble in Wong-a-Long"
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Long Island Speedway was built by one of the Vanderbilt heirs on which to race his cars. He used to race them on the old roads on Long Island but a couple of bystanders were killed so he built his own track. Ironically, after he started using his track, more bystanders than before were killed.
I think Long Island is fantastic. There's so much great stuff there, such as all the mansions on the Gold Coast, that is, the North Shore of Long Island just past Queens. That's what got me excited about the place. But there's so much more. For instance, Gardiner's Island, out at the tip of Long Island is still owned by the same family that was given it by the King of England in colonial times.
One of the Vanderbilts built his own race track, the Long Island Speedway, on Long Island. Part of it is still being used as a public road today.
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A girl with a un-tamed, wildly free, sometimes nappy, excessively long VAGINA hair.
"If her hair gets caught in her pant zipper, shes too "long hair dont care" for ya bro!"
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for a woman or man who is giving a blow job to bite the penis off their partner while said partner ejaculates(aka:cums, busts a nut <pun intended>, ruptures, hits climax).
(jelly filled long john)What Lorena Bobbitt should have done.
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A foot-long hot-dog is a 12" dick.
That dude from the 2nd squadron fucked me with his foot-long hot-dog and I swear I could taste his cum when he blew his load up my ass!
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Making love in a 7-11 bathroom for free scratchers.
Dude, these chicks came in at 3am and we totally had a Long Island Slumber Party... you're gonna have to clean the coffee maker.
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