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My Gardner was using a Mexican metal detector out side
Of my bed room while I was trying to sleep
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A holiday celebrated on February 14th (formerly Valentines day), which was invented by zeratul of giant in the playground forums.
It was meant for those who were disheartened with valentines day and wanted to do something else.
It is celebrated by listening to tons of death metal for the day.
"Dude it's Death Metal Day, and my ears aren't bleeding yet, turn up the Children of Bodom!"
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Metal that shatters the musical boundaries of what type of music should be associated with what type of belief. Music, after all, is all about self expression.
Me: "Hey dude you should listen to this metal band, Mortal Treason. They sound like freaking Dethklok but they are christian death metal."
Someone else: "Christian...death metal..?!?!" *head explodes*
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Originating in Mercer Island, WA in 2012, the term 'dope metal rider' is slang for something that is perceived to be cool to the speaker. However, it is also used to ironically refer to uncool things.
Normal: Avengers is totally dope metal rider.
Ironic: Man, that pimper skater over there is so dope metal rider, bro.
well if it isn't saucy jack
the metal gear excelsus is a giant fucking robot too complicated to explain
You pussies are in the bathroom sucking on the metal dong?
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A heavy metal pokchop is used as a name for someone who is so incredibly amazing it should be illegal! A heavy metal porkchop is derived from when the vikings had their first award ceremony for their ransacks. The trophy was a porkchop made of metal. So anybody with the nickname heavy metal porkchop is the freaking bomb and you should be lucky to know them! WOO!!! :D
Dude that chick is sooo Heavy Metal Porkchop
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