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A problem that goes away because you have lots of money
I needed a new car but my dads a lawyer so I have a magic Johnson cure.
What they use as language to trick you in a courtroom. All courts are contract enforcement. They offer you accept. Not justice but trickery
How did your court case go
That damn lawyer used word magic on me. Made me feel better about getting rammed in the ass by the corporate government court crooks
stroking the magic dragon is a slur meaning giving a hand job to a very angry person
I woke up my lover while stroking the magic dragon and ended up face first into the floor
A slur meaning an infuriated person is being touched and it causes both discomfort and pleasure
I woke my lover up by stroking the magic dragon and suddenly I was on the floor moaning in seconds for the dragon was awoken inside them
A variation on Magic Grandpa. A twinkly eyed older man who appears to be, and believes themselves to be, all lovely and cuddly but reveals themselves to have offensive views.
My uncle gets a bit Magic Grandad if you start talking about anything more complex than his garden.
A great way to refer to sexual relations with a narcissistic man (while roasting him)
Narcissist: Oh yeah? Well kiss having sex with me goodbye!
Normal person: *sarcastically* No more magic peepee time? Oh no lol
Named after Nick Coombes because of his lethal finishing in PE.
Wow!!! He must have Coombes' magic foot!!!!!