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The earth was round until yo mAMa jumped
yo mama facking jumped on my grandma and broke her back
yo mama so fat that she had to get baptized at sea world.
yo mama so fat she uses a mattress as a tampon.
yo mama so ugly when Mike Tyson punched her she got 10 times prettier.
Sorry, I shouldn't really talk about yo mama like that, I don't even know the man.
yo mama so fat she plays pool with the planets
The bitch... I am... banging... right now... as I am writing this...
It was hard for me to type the definition of "yo mama" on Urban Dictionary while I was balls deep in Yo Mama"
the one and only female person that gave birth to you and suffered horrible pain just so you can live and make fun of her on the internet.lmao
Yo mama so old shes on Generation A
A word that certain subcultures in American society use to describe the mother of ones child. Used in place of just saying "wife" because in certain subcultures of America, it's somehow so common to have multiple children with multiple mothers / fathers that there actually needs to be a word for it.
Felicia aint my wife. We wuz never married. She just my baby mama... YEET!!!!!