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When a male gapes out another males ass with his fist and then takes a muffin (Flavor of his choice) and starts to feed the gaping hole the muffin. When the asshole tightness back up the male then proceeds to suck put the muffin with his mouth and his hands tied behind his mouth
The other day I walked in on bill and tom doing a "Midwest Muffin"
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Someone with the heart of a goose and the brain of a muffin.
Can be either a term of endearment or an insult; sometimes both.
She’s such a Goose Muffin; I love her.
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When a guy goes down on a girl while she has a yeast infection.
Rebecca is a dirty whore. Phil ate her out last night and she gave him a dental muffin.
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when the fat hangs over your belt.
when to much flour is added when makingthis product. (fat people)
damn, look at that girls muffin top.
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Common Hockey term, meaning when you shot the puck, it flutters in the air, or goes slow. Just like a muffin would if you shot it.
John's baking muffins out there! They are just fluttering all over the place and the goalie stops each of them!
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When you cant take a shit and you pucs really hard. Nothing comes out but your asshole swells out like the top of a corn muffin
My shit was so backed up I pushed my Corn Muffin Out
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a man who is a man-whore in old terms. the muffin man has all the muffins, aka lady tits. "do you know the muffin man?" he is well known because he is the town whore, or the villiage bicycle.
do you know the muffin man ?
yeah i showd him my muffins!
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