Boob soup

When a well endowed women with saggy, structure-less boobs wears a low cut shirt, causing them to appear not as individual boobs but instead as if her bra is a bowl filled with liquid boobs.

Sarah needs to realize she can't pull off those low cut shirts anymore, after nursing three kids she's just showing off her boob soup.

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Get Boob

Verb- 1. the act of kissing, or performing other intimate acts with another subject.

2. a slang term for what EmDef will never do.

(boy kisses his lady intimately)

friends: YEAH CHIVES! GET BOOB!

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Jiffy Boob

Boob fucking a girl in the service pit of a Jiffy Lube oil change center.

I got some great Jiffy Boob last night after I got my oil changed. That girl that works there is so fine.

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Gay Boobs

Bad, uncool, straight up sucks, lame, unwanted

That party was gay boobs.

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Boob Swab

Taking a large boob dipped in personal lubricant and swabbing it through the womans clit.

Another way of relieving menstruation from occurring.

Jenny: 'It's about that time of the month!'

Ivana Rooster: 'Better start boob swabbin'!!!'

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suck a boob

a phrase for saying "you're annoying" or "fuck you", but without being too direct so you don't come off as rude but boob version.

Person 1: haha you're so bad at this game
Person 2: shut up! suck a boob bitch

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Free Boob Friday

The best day of the week, during which ladies (and gentlemen, if they prefer) go bra-less to celebrate the upcoming weekend and their own general awesomeness.

Gotta find a good shirt for Free Boob Friday tomorrow!