shuffling my cards

To have a good wank

Dave: Aaron what’s ur favourite category on the hub
Aaron: ooooooofs I love shuffling my cards to a bit of lesbian massage

phone card

A slang to have gay anal sex with a man

"Buy me a phone card please"

Phone card

An invitation to have sex

buy me a phone card please

reverse card

The reverse card is the most powerful weapon known to all of man kind.
We all goin die

Guy 1: ur mom gay
Guy 2: no u
Guy 1: *uses reverse card
Guy 2: *dies

Reverse Card

The Reverse Card is one of the most powerful artifacts next to the N-Word Pass, it is used by deflecting a roast or sentence like "your mom gey" and "the person above/below me is a pedophile".

Memer 1: lmao your mom gay and dad lesbian
Memer 2: *pulls out Reverse Card*
Memer 1: OOF *dies*

Reverse card

It is the card of reversing spells such like u gay

Guy 1: Bro you gay

Guy 2: Reverse card

Guy 1:*starts to cry*

Reverse Card

The almighty, unbeatable comeback to the "no u" insult. Unbeatable. For maximum effect, have a physical copy of the "reverse card" in uno, but it is not required. You have to say it quickly after the "no u" insult, or death will be inevitable. Once you say the quote "reverse card" (and optionally hold up your physical reverse card), watch your opponent die in the most brutal way to exist.

You: ur mum gay lol
Idiot, stupid, ignorant, brainless, foolish, dull-witted, nincompoop person: no u
You, absolute giga-chad: Reverse card.
Idiot, stupid, ignorant, brainless, foolish, dull-witted, nincompoop person: but wh- (dies painfully and brutally)