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An old fashioned grill used to cook penises and occasionaly large sausages.
Man, that is one hot penis grill!
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When a dude is bangin' a chick and at the cusp of orgasm yells "Penis Brigade!" at which point several other dudes run into the room and proceed to masturbate all over the woman's body in a Bukake-like manner.
Dave and his friends from home gave this drunk freshman a Penis Brigade on Friday night, man. It was funny as hell and everyone laughed like a bastard.
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found in the belly button after having drunken sloppy sex and passing out.
eew! Hon theres penis brittle in my belly button again!
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The unholy goo that makes new humans
After he stuck it up my ass, penis sauce almost dripped into my vag
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1.thin strip of skin that seperates two peni when a female is engaged in double penetration.
Dude, if there wasn't this penis buffer between us I'd be gay.
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To insert your penis in someone else's penishole.
Your mom's ass pussy was too tight. So instead i had penis sex with her.
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A ghost penis is an invisble penis you can't feel. Every female has one, you just can't see it. You can look behind it though.
Can I see your ghost penis?
Why its invisble.
But i can see whats behind it. (pick up)
Ross has a ghost penis and i saw it today!(insult)
i have a ghost penis and a vagina!
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